http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63659470/
It's a ranking of every team's fan base, from most to least spoiled.
I want to find out who deserves it the most: who you, as a
disinterested party, should be cheering for next year. Lots of factors
are involved here: fan loyalty, historical success, particularly painful
eras, near-miss title chances, current roster, any ineffable notion
that just occurs to me while I'm putting this list together. I'm doing
my best to give an honest accounting here. This ranking will get a lot
better once all of you have had a chance to look at it and tell me what I
got wrong.
The idea is, really, who is most due: Which team and its fanbase most deserves a title? Who has been through the most? Who has earned it?
We'll go from most spoiled to least spoiled, and we'll do a new list at
the end of every season: You never know, after all, when it could be
The Year to break through.
Let's get to it.
30. Boston Red Sox. Last title: 2013. World Series appearances: 12. Championships: 8.
Easy pick here: The Sox not only are less than a week removed from a
championship -- there's probably still detritus from the parade on the
streets of Boston -- it was their third in the last decade. Look out:
David Ortiz is only two rings behind Derek Jeter now, and he looks a lot
closer to his fourth than Jeter does to his sixth.
29. St. Louis Cardinals. Last title: 2011. World Series appearances: 19.
Championships: 11.
The Cardinals came up short against the Red Sox for the second time in
nine years, but, suffice it to say, sympathy from the baseball world was
low. The Cardinals have now reached at least the NLCS in 1996, 2000,
2002, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2011, 2012 and 2013. Also, the Cardinals, thanks
to its farm system and prudent roster and financial management, are
simply getting started. I'd call the last 10 years of Cardinals baseball
the golden era, if I didn't suspect another one is just about to begin.
28. San Francisco Giants. Last title: 2012. World Series appearances: 19. Championships: 7.
The Giants finally got their long-awaited first title in San Francisco
in 2010, and they followed it up with another, possibly less fluky one
in 2012. This is a franchise that likes stability and familiar faces;
witness the overpays for fan favorites Hunter Pence and Tim Lincecum. It
might be a while until the Giants make it back to the Fall Classic, but
winning two in three years is more than enough to tide fans over.
27. New York Yankees. Last title: 2009. World Series appearances: 40. Championships: 27.
This is the first time I've done these, but this has to be as high on
the list as the Yankees have been in 30 years, right? I'm of the opinion
that the Yankees will be better
sooner than people think,
but either way, one suspects the Red Sox and Cardinals' competition to
be the New Hated Yankees will be short-lived. The Yankees will never lie
dormant for long.
26. Miami Marlins. Last title: 2003. World Series appearances: 2. Championships: 2.
If you're a diehard Miami Marlins fan these days, every year is its own
familiar torture, with established players shipped out, and greenhorn
rookies and cheap pickups taking their spots. Also, you helped pay for a
huge, expensive stadium just so the ownership group could gut the team.
Again. That said, you've been around for 20 years and have two World
Series titles. Normally fans suffer for decades before finally winning
that long-elusive championship. Marlins fans are simply doing this in
reverse.
25. Philadelphia Phillies. Last title: 2008. World Series appearances: 7. Championships: 2.
When you look at the Phillies now, and you see a team with
elderly/injured players with crazy contracts -- an imbalanced roster
that has little hope of short-term improvement -- realize how worse it
could have been. Many teams had a core like the Phillies have had over
the last decade and never got a title to show for it. The mid-90's
Indians, the late-90's Mariners, so on. The Phillies at least got one.
It's gonna have to hold them over for a while.
24.
Tampa Bay Rays. Last title: Never. World Series appearances: 1.
Considering the low attendance and depressingly meager revenue for a
franchise with one of baseball's smartest front offices, Rays fans
almost have to feel lucky to have what they have. Anyone who dragged
themselves through the first 10 years of this organization was justly
rewarded with the success of the last few years, while still being
frustrated by some postseason flameouts. The problem is that there just
aren't enough of those anyones.
23. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Last title: 2002. World Series appearances: 1. Titles: 1.
The Angels have an owner who is willing to spend money and does so with a
sense of urgency. It is simply the fans' misfortune that much of this
money is being spent poorly. (Fangraphs lists the Angels as having two
of
the worst contracts in baseball,
both signed in the last two years.) The Angels, oddly, were better off
when they had Scott Spiezio and Darin Erstad rather than Albert Pujols
and Josh Hamilton. Still, rich, engaged owners are hard to come by, and
the Angels didn't win a World Series all that long ago.
22. Arizona Diamondbacks. Last title: 2001. World Series appearances: 1. Titles: 1.
The Diamondbacks have the fun distinction of having won the only World
Series against the Yankees in which the majority of baseball fans were
actually cheering
for the Yankees, which wins the D-Backs some
points, the more you think about it. That season still feels like an
anomaly -- it's the reason people still predict postseason series based
off which team has the two best starting pitchers -- and Arizona may
never be forgiven for allowing the phrase "Bob Brenly, World
Series-winning manager" to enter the lexicon. This paragraph may soon be
traded for not being gritty enough.
21. Washington Nationals. Last title: Never. World Series appearances: None.
This is where I remind you that this ranking is not for a tortured
city fanbase. That would obviously rank higher (lower?) for Washington as a whole, but the Nationals and their fans are
still feeling their way around.
I bet they move up (down?) this list rapidly in the next few years,
though; 2012 was their Pain Year -- a terrific team having its heart
broken in the offseason. Every year they don't win a title with Bryce
Harper, Jordan Zimmermann and Stephen Strasburg is another blow to fan
morale -- and another mark in their favor on this list. Losing puts hair
on your chest, Nats fans!
20. Colorado Rockies. Last title: Never. World Series appearances: 1.
The Rockies have only made the World Series once, and they were quickly swept away by the Red Sox. And it wasn't even the
Blake Street Bombers
team that made it, dangit. The Rockies franchise still hasn't quite
figured out that ballpark, and their postseason success mostly consists
of one crazy-ass win streak six years ago. But they get to play in that
gorgeous city, in that gorgeous ballpark, so life can't be too bad.
19. Toronto Blue Jays. Last title: 1993. World Series appearances: 2. Titles: 2.
That Joe Carter highlight is enough to last these guys several
lifetimes, particularly because it was their second title in a row. It's
worth noting, though, that those championships were right before the
season we lost the World Series to a labor dispute -- still the worst
thing that's happened to baseball since the Black Sox scandal, and I'd
argue it was even worse -- so it feels like it happened longer ago than
it did. Last year was a crusher: the first time the Jays were favored to
outlast the Yanks and Sox in two decades, and they fell on their face.
18. Chicago White Sox. Last title: 2005. World Series appearances: 5. Titles: 3.
The White Sox have to play second fiddle to a more beloved (if not
necessarily more historic) franchise, even when they win their first
World Series in 88 years. Their release of pent-up frustration came so
soon on the heels of the Red Sox's 2004 title that the sports world
barely noticed. (They even had a more entertaining World Series sweep
than the Red Sox did.) That'll have to hold over Sox fans for a long
time, because this is a franchise stuck in reverse right now. It might
be another 88 years until that next championship. Maybe more people will
appreciate it then.
17.
Minnesota Twins. Last title: 1991. World Series appearances: 6. Titles: 3.
The Twins lost to the Yankees in the ALDS four times in seven years,
something no fanbase should ever have to go through. Still, those two
titles in four years -- in that old lunatic asylum of a "ballpark" --
linger. The team is in reset mode now, a strange place to be for a
franchise that has had two managers since 1986.
16.
Cincinnati Reds. Last title: 1990. World Series appearances: 9. Titles: 5.
Dusty Baker may be respected within the game of baseball, but the Reds
are now the third team Baker has managed at their peak without ever
winning them a title. The Reds are still super-talented, but they've
never quite made it all the way. All they have to show for this recent
Reds uptick have been two losses in the NLDS and one in a wild-card
play-in game. The clock is running out.
15.
Atlanta Braves. Last title: 1995. World Series appearances: 9. Titles: 3.
Braves fans will claim this is too low, and it brings up a good
question: Is it more painful to have success every season but have only
one title to show for it, or is it more painful to never make the
postseason at all? Most franchises would be elated to miss the
postseason only five times since 1990 -- four of those were 2006-09 --
so you can't lament the Braves' circumstances all
that much.
That said, they only won one title in that time, and the last few
seasons have been particularly brutal, postseason-wise. It comes down,
ultimately, to that one title. Had the Braves not won in 1995, they
might be in the top five on this list. But flags fly forever.
14. Los Angeles Dodgers. Last title: 1988. World Series appearances: 18. Titles: 6.
It has been 26 years since the Dodgers last won a World Series. It
doesn't seem that long, does it? They've actually lost three of the last
six NLCS -- two to Philadelphia and one to St. Louis -- a substantial
amount of postseason pain in a short amount of time. That's not even
including the Frank McCourt ownership experience, which no one should
ever have to go through. Still, this team is outspending the Yankees, it
plays in the most underrated stadium in sports, and Vin Scully calls
all their games. Also, occasionally
Bryan Cranston shows up.
13.
Oakland A's. Last title: 1989. World Series appearances: 14. Titles: 9.
Their lone championship of the Bash Brothers era was always
underappreciated, because it took place during the Earthquake Series.
More to the point, the difficulty this franchise has had in the
postseason under Billy Beane's stewardship is unprecedented. The A's
have lost in the ALDS six times since 2000 … and every single one of
them went the full five games. That is just brutal.
12.
San Diego Padres. Last title: Never. World Series appearances: 2. Titles: None.
Sad fact about the Padres' two World Series: They had the misfortune to
win the National League pennant in two seasons when the American League
winner was a historically great team. (The 1984 Detroit Tigers won 104
games, and the 1998 New York Yankees won 114.) They haven't won a
postseason series since that 1998 season, with only two NLDS losses to
the Cardinals in 2005 and 2006 to show for all their time. Fortunately,
they play their home games in one of the most pleasant cities on earth.
Maybe they'll have some luck now that
this guy isn't the mayor.
11. Detroit Tigers. Last title: 1984. World Series: 11. Titles: 4.
Now we're getting into the nitty-gritty. All 11 teams remaining on this
list have real claims at being in the top three. It wasn't until I
closely looked at that I realized just how many tortured franchises
there are in baseball. The Tigers keep going all-in, every year, and
never quite making it, and this season, it's sad to say, might have been
their best opportunity. (You think the Cardinals had trouble hitting
the Red Sox's starters? Imagine if they were looking at
Verlander/Scherzer/Sanchez.) The Tigers keep winning postseason series
but never grabbing the ring, and it has taken a toll; all you had to do
is look at Jim Leyland's face after losing to Boston this year to see
that.
10. New York Mets. Last title: 1986. World Series: 4. Titles: 2.
Mets fans will be appalled to find themselves this low, but seriously, you guys, you were on the
winning side
of the Buckner play. The Mets have been more comically inept than
torturous; their most painful moment was the 2006 National League
Championship Series, which hurt, sure, particularly because the
franchise fell into disrepair almost immediately afterward. (Usually on
the last day of the season.) That said, the Mets have won two World
Series since they came into the league in 1962; that's as many as the
other seven teams who came into existence that decade have combined.
They had Darryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden, and they won a title with
them; when you're at this level of fanbase hurt, you need to have
squandered every opportunity, particularly with your stars in their
prime. This is cold comfort, Mets fans, but there are nine teams' fans
who have had it worse.
9. Houston Astros. Last title: Never. World Series: 1.
Some have argued there should be an actual
Curse of the Astros;
the only time they ever sneaked in the World Series, they were swept,
with all four games maximizing the pain involved. The Killer B's ended
up never quite making it, and now they're in Year 3 of a rebuilding
process that is smart but also positively gruesome. So why are they so
low? Well, the pain involving the 10 teams ahead of them is intense as
well, and they're penalized for continuing to have a hill in center
field. Also, they should be forced to call their stadium "Enron Field"
until
the original 30-year contract is completed. They're halfway there!
8. Texas Rangers. Last title: Never. World Series: 2.
They had to be in the top 10 for Game 6 of the 2011 World Series alone.
The Rangers lost the World Series the year before that -- their
first-ever appearance -- but nobody remembers that or cares. The Rangers
died lifetimes in that Game 6. Here's
the most brutal section
from a Rangers gamer after that series ended: "Clubhouse attendants
covered the lockers in the Rangers clubhouse to protect clothes and
uniform from the champagne showers in the ninth. Then after [David]
Freese's two-run, two-strike triple they tore everything down and
removed the champagne. When Josh Hamilton hit a two-run homer in the
10th, they put the wrapping up again, only to rip it down when the Cards
tied the score. Said Rangers GM Jon Daniels: 'I went into the laundry
room to compose myself for a second and there were the champagne
bottles.'" That is just cruel.
7. Baltimore Orioles. Last title: 1983. World Series: 6. Titles: 3.
Before the 2012 season, Orioles fan Tom Scocca, then of Deadspin, wrote
one of the best pieces about fandom I've ever read. One statement on
being an Orioles fan from it:
Tomorrow and next year and the long-term plan -- these are a
script to fetch the suckers off the midway. The people who talk about
"rebuilding," who discuss a baseball roster as a portfolio of assets to
be managed for future value, won't admit this. Teams and fans are
supposed to recognize that a season, or two or three seasons, is a lost
cause, and embrace that. Be smart, give up. You lose today so that
tomorrow you can win. (Might win.) (Might have a chance at possibly
winning.) (Might potentially, theoretically, have a chance at possibly
coming closer to winning.) In fact, you lose this year, and next year you lose. Lose. Lose. Lose. Lose. Lose. Lose. Lose. Lose. Lose. Lose. Lose. Lose.
And this piece was optimistic about the Orioles! The worst part about
the Orioles may be that the last two seasons -- in which they lost to
the Yankees in the playoffs and then didn't reach the playoffs at all --
might end up being a multiple-decade highlight.
6. Kansas City Royals. Last title: 1985. World Series: 2. Titles: 1.
In 2013, the Royals won more games than in any season since 1989. This
didn't help the fatalistic fanbase, which has seen luck and hope keep
pretending like they're just a couple years away before sprinting down
east on I-70 instead. If this is re-payment for Don Denkinger, the
Royals have had enough already. Also: It's sort of amazing how many of
the Royals' vaunted Best Prospect Class Ever members have turned out to
disappoint. Not crash-and-burn, just fall short of stardom in the most
frustrating way possible. Also: Wil Myers is going to win a World Series
before they do, just to be mean.
5. Milwaukee Brewers. Last title: Never. World Series: 1.
The first year I ever watched baseball was 1982, the year my
Cardinals beat the Brewers in the World Series. The Brewers were
favored; the franchises ended up taking opposite turns after that. That
team of Harvey's Wallbangers broke Milwaukee fans' hearts by falling
just short, and the Brewers haven't been particularly close since.
They've only made the playoffs twice since then, losing in the NLDS to
Philadelphia in 2008 and in the NLCS in 2011 to those blasted Cardinals
again. Since 2011, they've fallen apart, and oh, yeah, their franchise
savior has become, during that time, one of the five least popular
athletes in sports.
4.
Pittsburgh Pirates. Last title: 1979. World Series: 7. Titles: 5.
Yeah, when a team that had 20 consecutive losing seasons - a streak that
began with blowing a ninth-inning lead with the World Series on the
line -- only comes in
fourth on this list, we're into the realm
of the macabre here. The Pirates added another chapter to the ledger of
hurt this year, but still, they made the playoffs and showed how
terrific that fanbase is, and just how much they have been through. (The
crowds at PNC Park in October were downright scary.) The Pirates
deserve a title. Of course, they've already had five, including two in a
decade in which a lot of you were alive, which keeps them out of the
money, horseracing-wise.
3. Seattle Mariners. Last title: None. World Series: None.
The Seattle Mariners have never made the World Series. Other than them,
only the Washington Nationals can say that, and they've been around for
less than a decade. (We're severing the Expos connection for the sake of
clarity and continuity.) This is sort of unbelievable: the showcase
event of the whole sport, and the Mariners have never been there in any
of their 36 years. It's not like they haven't had some great teams,
particularly the 2001 team that won 116 games. (The year
after A-Rod
left.) That six-year stretch of Mariners greatness -- in front of
rabid, packed crowds -- ended up with three fruitless trips to the ALCS,
despite Hall of Famers pretty much everywhere you looked. For my money,
the Mariners are the great, underappreciated, tortured fanbase in
sports. And that World Series rarely has looked further away than it
does now.
2. Cleveland Indians. Last title: 1948. World Series: 5. Titles: 2.
Not only have the Indians not won a World Series since Dewey defeated
Truman, they also squandered the most stacked roster in the last two
decades. Look at that team: Manny. Lofton. Belle. Alomar. Thome.
Vizquel. That team should have been the Jeter Yankees. In 1997, extra
innings, so close …
and then those stupid Marlins.
Cleveland has teams at or near the top in all the tortured franchise
rankings. The Indians might even be the third most-tortured team in
their own town.
1. Chicago Cubs. Last title: 1908. World Series: 10. Titles: 2.
The easiest pick, in any sport. If the Cubs end up winning the World
Series, it instantly becomes the biggest story in sports -- maybe even
bigger than the 2004 Red Sox. This video only touches on it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edkQdkZeeFg
There will have never been anything like it. Which probably means it's never happening.